Title: Getting a Life
Chapters: 12
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 22,000
Warnings: strong language, drug use, alcohol use, relatively mild violence, pretentiousness, first-person perspective, amateur writing XD
Summary: Hermione Granger loves metaphors. Draco Malfoy loves Muggle cigarettes. What happens when the king of Slytherin and the queen of the library collide?
Author's Note: Run while you still can.
Chapter I Chapter II Chapter III Chapter IV Chapter V Chapter VI Chapter VII Chapter VIII Chapter IX Chapter X Chapter XI Chapter XII