DN -- Shameless
Title: Shameless
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 263
Warnings: enough innuendo to make a fangirl blush; inexplicable AU
Summary: It's Matt's birthday.
Author's Note: I like inexplicable AUs. They mean Mello can be happy. XD This was written, very belatedly, for Mad Hatter's Hare, a.k.a. Demon Hiei's Girl, who is very awesome but was having a very bad week. :)
SHAMELESS
“Happy birthday, you douche,” Mello calls cheerfully from where he’s excavating the refrigerator.
“Touché,” Matt retorts. “Your maturity never fails to inspire.”
“Neither does your mother,” Mello replies.
Matt yawns exaggeratedly, and Mello moves both beers to one hand to give him the finger.
Matt likes that finger. He’s very well-acquainted with it; and it, like all the parts of its owner, is strangely lovely even in its most offensive position.
Flopping down on the couch beside him, Mello hands Matt one of the bottles. “Well,” he remarks, clinking the neck of his against Matt’s so hard that Matt is surprised the glass doesn’t crack, “another year dumber.”
“Or another year more awesome than you,” Matt returns, taking a swig.
“Or a year more deluded,” Mello adds.
“Or a year more watch your mouth, or I’ll give you something else to do with it,” Matt says innocently.
Mello smirks and drinks. “It is your birthday,” he notes.
“And I didn’t get to blow out any candles,” Matt replies calmly.
“You are shameless in your old age,” Mello censures, but he’s grinning wickedly.
“I am getting a little long in years,” Matt muses, “but my stamina is still extensive.”
Mello breaks down into wonderfully unguarded giggles (though of course he will later deny ever having done such a thing) and almost chokes on his drink.
“Man,” he sighs contentedly, “I just wish I had a recording of that so I could send it to Near.”
Matt gets up and pulls him to his feet. “Instead,” he points out, “we can send him a video.”
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 263
Warnings: enough innuendo to make a fangirl blush; inexplicable AU
Summary: It's Matt's birthday.
Author's Note: I like inexplicable AUs. They mean Mello can be happy. XD This was written, very belatedly, for Mad Hatter's Hare, a.k.a. Demon Hiei's Girl, who is very awesome but was having a very bad week. :)
SHAMELESS
“Happy birthday, you douche,” Mello calls cheerfully from where he’s excavating the refrigerator.
“Touché,” Matt retorts. “Your maturity never fails to inspire.”
“Neither does your mother,” Mello replies.
Matt yawns exaggeratedly, and Mello moves both beers to one hand to give him the finger.
Matt likes that finger. He’s very well-acquainted with it; and it, like all the parts of its owner, is strangely lovely even in its most offensive position.
Flopping down on the couch beside him, Mello hands Matt one of the bottles. “Well,” he remarks, clinking the neck of his against Matt’s so hard that Matt is surprised the glass doesn’t crack, “another year dumber.”
“Or another year more awesome than you,” Matt returns, taking a swig.
“Or a year more deluded,” Mello adds.
“Or a year more watch your mouth, or I’ll give you something else to do with it,” Matt says innocently.
Mello smirks and drinks. “It is your birthday,” he notes.
“And I didn’t get to blow out any candles,” Matt replies calmly.
“You are shameless in your old age,” Mello censures, but he’s grinning wickedly.
“I am getting a little long in years,” Matt muses, “but my stamina is still extensive.”
Mello breaks down into wonderfully unguarded giggles (though of course he will later deny ever having done such a thing) and almost chokes on his drink.
“Man,” he sighs contentedly, “I just wish I had a recording of that so I could send it to Near.”
Matt gets up and pulls him to his feet. “Instead,” he points out, “we can send him a video.”