DN -- Why So Serious?

May 08, 2009 18:32

Title: Why So Serious?
Collection: Fifteen
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Matt/Mello
Rating: PG
Word Count: 142
Prompt: "WHY SO SERIOUS?"
Warnings: brief language; if you haven't seen "The Dark Knight," give up now
Summary: But why?
Author's Note: The really sad part is that I wrote all of this from memory. XD


1. “WHY SO SERIOUS?”
Mello’s face was dark, and his eyes were the opposite-lit from within, the maniacal fervor tinged with anger.

“I’m serious, Matt,” he hissed.

Matt blinked at him, then turned a grin into a leer.

“Why so serious?” he inquired, smushing all the right letters together to do the voice.

Mello’s eyes narrowed, and he gestured violently to the left side of his face. “Want to know how I got these scars?” he demanded.

“Lie,” Matt retorted, “like I lied.”

“You can be the outcast,” Mello shot back.

“I certainly hope not,” Matt replied.

Mello fought to keep a straight face and failed.

“I fucking hate you,” he announced.

“I love you, Harvey!” Matt cried.

“You are the biggest geek in the universe,” Mello groaned.

Matt beamed at him. “Want to see a magic trick?” he asked brightly.

[pairing - dn] matt/mello, [character - dn] mello, [character - dn] matt, [fandom] death note, [genre] humor, [year] 2009, [rating] pg, [length] 500 or less

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