my host sister comes into my room EVERY MORNING and watches me sleep. im not joking. i hear the door open but i pretend to be a sleep. she stands there and i assume just looks at me for a couple seconds then leaves, because nothing is ever newly put in my room or taken out. im sleeping with a gun tonight and shooting her in the face if she keeps it ( Read more... )

sometimes life is so sweet sitting alone in my room with the air conditioning on in my new hat. sipping on a can of peach chu hi, because i have no problem buying alcohol here, thinking of clever slogans for my favorite drink. "do you get high?" "yea! i get CHU HI!" ...sometimes i think im so smart my brain will grow twice its normal size and ( Read more... )

my entries are only interesting when im miserable. the the following probably isnt worth reading ( Read more... )

so theres these 5 kids from new jersey in my territory for a few days. im suppose to hang out with them and translate stuff and shit.. i mean, first of all its a really sweet ass ego boost because im definitely the only one with the best knowledge of both languages and everyones all impressed. as a oppose to every other moment in my life where i ( Read more... )

I DONT WANT TO GO HOME.

i hate japanese love! i hate it so much! its so beautiful and romantic and slow and everything in the world thats perfect and wonderful all wrapped into one thing. i could just puke. spew chunks of natto and rotten ume boshi all over it. slit its throat and run its face across hot concrete. i could crush its skull and fist it with both hands ( Read more... )

PLEASE READ ( Read more... )

HAHHAHA!! so i checked my livejournal today in natsukis class during lunch. shes looking over my shoulder and im explaining livejournal to her (shuddap. ive been her friend for 10 months, it had to have come up eventually). i forget that i talk about her a lot in here and she ends up reading her name and being all freaked out and asking me what im ( Read more... )

wow. why the fuck did i make that last post? i totally have no interest in hearing about what any of you think about any movie ever. movies are like music to me. i listen to it, but id rather rub glass in my eyes then have a conversation about it. no offense guys ( Read more... )

was lost in translation a good movie?