GODDAMN CAFETERIA CHICKEN-RICE SOUP!!!!!

today was a bad day... and for your sake i'll leave it at that... just remember lauren, you tell anyone and i kill you

i really do love my friends. they are great. chrissy and lauren baked me a CHOCOLATE CAKE tonight.... it was sooo good! they were all secretive about it too. or maybe i'm just dense b/c i definitely had no idea what they were doing even though they came into my room to get baking pans, cat came in later saying something smelled good and someone ( Read more... )

i went sledding today. it was greatness. liza, bri, matt, colin and i went to the art museum and went sledding behind it w/ trays from the cafeteria that liza stole... i mean borrowed. they didn't work all that great. haha. but we still had a great time. we rolled down some hills, fell down a lot, i accidentally kicked matt in the head, we broke ( Read more... )

for anyone who doesn't know, for sball we have to work at the eagles games as security. if you've ever been to a game, we're one of the people in the yellow jackets that pat people down and then stand in the stands watching the crowd. we're security basically. it's the worst job in the world. i kid you not. at best it's okay, meaning we're in a ( Read more... )

i know, i know.. i'm cheating by just putting conversations on here but they make me laugh and so i want to share them w/ others. thus, here is another classic conversation with the famous, and inspirational bri brown.

Tiger 3b99: bruisey
Tiger 3b99: has a ring to it
FroggyB24: you knwo what else does
FroggyB24: BEANS!
Tiger 3b99: yea, well...
Tiger ( Read more... )

FroggyB24: busy tending to my crotch-crickets (said lena while running naked across the town square and playing in the puddles of her diarreah)

Tiger3b99: i have an itchy bunghole and it's taking my breath away (bri proclaimed as she pulled down her pants and scratched herself in the middle of the quad and then proceeded to eat her p&b sandwhich w ( Read more... )

so apparently i can squat my body weight plus another 35 pounds for 3 reps..... that's a little freaky since i'm short and asian....... i think it's b/c of my stoutness

and while i may be turning into bri, today she snorted while she was laughing. hahahaha. that's a lena thing

I. AM. SORE.

lauren greenberg. she seems normal. but then u get to know her and the psycho comes out. she's my big sis. she's a good big sis for the most part. when she's not being crazy. yesterday was a prime example. working the concession stand at the girls bball game i got nacho cheese on my hand and it started burning b/c it was so freakin hot so she wiped ( Read more... )

i think my head's getting rounder. or bigger. perhaps both. this is distressing. it's already a freakin bowling ball. seriously. i don't get it. al doesn't have a big head. marge doesn't have a big head. where does mine come from???? my brain must be exceptionally large. it's the only explanation