Out in the Party Field...

[tigergoodbody]

There's going to be a party here soon and this place is a mess! I've already filled up one trash bag with garbage. How did we let the field get into such a state? So much litter and trash.

Well, I better get to it.

*walks around picking up all the garbage*

Disgusting. I won't even touch that thing, even with gloves.

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[isengar_took]

*looks at the disgusting thing* Well, you can't leave it there. Someone has to take care of it.

Not me, though.

[tigergoodbody]

Someone will take care of that, I'm sure.

Do you want to help me out here? If you have time, naturally. The party's not for a few days. I wanted to get a head start on the clean-up.

*holds out an empty trash bag*

[isengar_took]

Of course I'll help.

*takes garbage bag, looks around the Party Field*

You'd think the mayor would have done something about this, what with living so close by.

*glances up in a tree*

Oh no! Ah, Tiger .... I think we have a small problem?

*gasps*

[tigergoodbody]

Oh no! What do we do? I can't climb trees! Dear me!

Will they fly out? Will they sting us? Oh Isengar!

*panics*

[melbatook]

*gets a bag and helps, shakes head* When did hobbits start getting so messy with the environment?

[isengar_took]

This is clearly the work of Men - they are weak and tend to misplace their love of the land. Hobbits would never do something like this unless they were really, really, really drunk, and then we'd see them passed out on the grass like frat boys at spring break.

Want some latex-free gloves?

*in panic mode*

[tigergoodbody]

Forget the gloves! They're of no use! LOOK!!!

*points to above comments*

Melba, what do we do? If those things get out, we're DOOMED!!!

*tries to difuse panic mode*

[isengar_took]

Maybe the wasps will have allergies to latex-free gloves.

It could happen.