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[tigerlikereflex]

Wha-- wait, ma'am! Ma'am! No don't shut the door, Ijusthaveafewquestions--

[Yeah, the door-shutting sound is easy to hear. While the Gear is giving the feed of a view of a bored looking Nidoran♂ and up into the fairly clear sky, the man sighs loudly and footsteps return.. to this guy giving the creature a baffled look. Crouching down closer to

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[video]

[soccergoggles]

Uhhh--- is your name really Wild Tiger? [SOB THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT PINGED HIM THE MOST-- once this is answered he'll totally derp back and answer those questions, yup.]

[video]

[tigerlikereflex]

In a way, yes! It's my hero name, and of course a hero never reveals his face and name to the public, so..

1/2 [video]

[soccergoggles]

Woah-- you're a hero?! Like.... like super sentai type of hero? Man that's so coooool!! And--

[video]

[soccergoggles]

Wait a minute-- what are you gonna do when you have to take a bath or go to sleep?

( voice )

[vigilantive]

Yes, Wild Tiger? This is Johto's Hotline, we'll be assisting you today.

We heard that you have questions about our beloved region and we will do what we can to make you as comfortable as possible!

( voice )

[tigerlikereflex]

[-- well that's weird.] Hey uh, well, to start, where is Johto? Also, I understand that this creature given to me is called a "Poh-keh-mon", but what exactly is that? I mean, it looks kind of like a purple porcupine... [Yet to learn there are more kinds.]

( voice ) 1/2

[vigilantive]

Johto is the region located west of the Indigo Plateau--basically west of the neighboring landmass, Kanto. [ He's reading this off a tourist brochure. ]

Pokemon are creatures that inhabit this world. Unfortunately this hotline does not specialize in this category, our expertise is actually finding lonely singles a partner.

( voice )

[vigilantive]

So if you're interested, please specify what you are looking for in either genders! We will then gladly fix you right up with your new snuggle bunny and transfer your call.

[video] That sound? It's the sound of the mun GIGGLING LIKE A MORON HE IS SO CUTE

[pokemondolly]

[Oh, the network is just full of bunnies and rabbits today, huh? Midori smiles brightly and waves. She knows someone named Battler and her best friends here are from the past, space, and the land of ponies. Nothing surprises her anymore, least of all weird names and hero masks.][She giggles.] Midori Komaki, also known as Magical Dolly, at your service~ I'll answer any questions you have!

[video] SUCCESSSS. THANK YOU, AND THANK YOU AGAIN-

[tigerlikereflex]

[Hamsters and porcupines and vaguely resembling rabbits, ahoy! Smiling though, he gives a nod.] Which name do you prefer I call you by? Though you know, heroes should stay mysterious and keep their real names out of the spotlight... [Rubs his chin slightly.]

Ah -- I appreciate it! So, this Johto place... uh, I can't say I remember arriving here, so I guess my first question is how did I get here?

[video] I was literally smiling stupidly reading that whole post.

[pokemondolly]

[Midori laughs.] I'm not really the kind of hero that should hide who they are anymore, although I definitely know what you're talking about! Kinda got in trouble back home for being too obvious, but around here... Everyone's on level ground and things are pretty peaceful! So they're not scared of me! Oh! Right! Call me Midori! [RAMBLE MOAR, MIDORI]

Oh man, if I knew, I'd tell you, nobody in the whole place knows... It's some kind of teleportation! Everyone's from different worlds!

[video] <333 awww

[tigerlikereflex]

Yeah? Why would they be scared of you? Heroes help people! [Quirks his head to the side, but he's nodding again.]

-- Haa? [Turns his head juuust enough to reach and push his ear closer to the receiver. DISBELIEF IS COMMON.]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

Your name's Wild Tiger?

[video]

[tigerlikereflex]

It's my hero name. [What, it's totally cool D: better than mr. punch]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[a beat]

Like a superhero.

[video]

[tigerlikereflex]

Yep!

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

Wild Tiger?

... And Bunny?

[video]

[tigerlikereflex]

It's my hero name! Er, Wild Tiger, I mean. Bunny is my work partner.

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

... What are you guys, Heroes for Hire or something?

[video]

[tigerlikereflex]

Not exactly for hire. A television producer likes to record us and air it as a program, and we certainly didn't choose to be partners. Our sponsors arranged it, so we just... deal with it while doing what we do best; help people and stop crime.