first of all, i'm pissed off i can't drink coffee. next, i forgot my pills two days in a row.. hence my mood. third, l word is quickly losing me. let's bring you up to speed ( Read more... )

no surgery for me! wheee! that's it. go about your business.

why is it... now that i can't drink coffee... that the sound of people sipping and slurping coffee makes me want to fucking kill them? i'm sitting here, my hand to higher forms of intelligence, that rage is bubbling up inside right now. over a fucking cup of delicious maxwell house coffee. look? i'm so desperate i'm foaming at the mouth over STORE ( Read more... )

can't breathe. slept from 5pm to 8:30am.. with about an hour in between to watch l word with the girlfriend. i love the girlfriend. we were more snuggly last night than we have been in a while, mostly because we never fucking see each other ( Read more... )

so, i worked as a PA on the eukanuba dog challenge in tampa.. aired live on animal planet. and it fuckin ruled. i was in the art department, building sets, dealing with show pieces and whatnot, getting all sweaty and covered in who knows what, but it was so awesome. i loved it.. all the stupid script PAs were so jealous. haha. i got to play with ( Read more... )

Your Social Dysfunction:
Avoidant

You are excessively sensitive to potential rejection, humiliation or shame. You tend to be socially withdrawn, in spite of desire for acceptance from others.


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going to see brokeback mountain at the little independent theatre here tonight at midnight. super excited... jake g and hot cowboy sex. i'm there. on another note, can i just say that i love the way my girlfriend tells me i'm not fat when i'm clearly putting on weight, and then 5 minutes later she's offering me chocolate truffles? gotta love that.

i got.. my FUCKING POWERBOOK. it rules. it kicks the imac's little neon blue ass. i love my imac, don't get me wrong.. but the splendor of this little titanium bitch in front of me.. makes me want to wet myself ( Read more... )

i guess now that i've posted all the shit i hate about myself, i should temper that with a list of good things that have happened this year ( Read more... )

in the spirit of new years, i've decided that in lieu of resolutions, i'm going to write down all the shit i hate about myself. here goes ( Read more... )