( It's been a while since I've done one of these... )

"What color lights were they ( Read more... )

And seemingly it's already almost gone. I kind of had to go to the doctor just to make sure, though... I didn't want to get scarlet fever. Apparently people still get that...? What the hell ( Read more... )

but it's been so damn long that i felt like a post was necessary ( Read more... )

I almost defaulted to lowercase again... It's hard to adjust ( Read more... )

"Norma, the top of this needs to be cleaned off. This needs to be cleaned... It's already giving me hay fever."

"What is this? I thought it was a rat. I thought it was a dead rat."

"SINK!"
"What?"
"She said 'sink.'"
"Who stinks?"

"Why is that one white? It should be black..."

"...What happened to the music?"

I'm pretty sure that I just ate about a pound of grapes. Whoa ( Read more... )

hated my job.

and my life.

a lot.

i need my own place.

immediately.

My hair looks bad. It's kind of a really dark orange... Not natural-looking at all. Plus it feels fried ( Read more... )