When they can't tame The Tiger, they move 'im to a new zoo

[tigertigre]

Hah! Ain't dis cute? I been moved to more slammers than I can count on my claws, but I ain't never heard'a one dat makes you' keep one'a these stupid journals. And talk about cramped! Dis puny cell ain't no bigger than my rug

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[fragrant_coffee]

Still blustering incessantly. Your particular brand of comedy has been missed, Mr. Tigre.

Been keeping busy?

[tigertigre]

Youse think I'm funny, mask boy? Wanna laugh? Youse ain't gonna be laughin' no more when I get a chance to lay my mitts on you'.

There ain't much for The Tiger to do behind bars... but come feedin' time? Youse dead meat.

[fragrant_coffee]

...What, you were serious? You actually want to fight me?

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[tigertigre]

Like I said: I've been restless. Wanna entertain me, mask boy? Bet youse never hadda play with a big cat like me.

[scarred_actor]

You shut your trap, you overgrown kitten or I'll come over there and make you wish you back home at the circus, freak.

She's mine and you will keep your eyes off of her unless I say otherwise, got it?

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[tigertigre]

GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

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[tigertigre]

Youse wanna try repeatin' dat to my FACE?!

Re: 2/2

[scarred_actor]

Come on over here and I'd love to, if you really are having that hard a time reading.

[redd_white]

Another animal? And a tigerulate nontheless?

Wouldn't be the first time this splendiferious self put down a tiger for good.

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[tigertigre]

.......

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[tigertigre]

Hah! Youse think you' can try me, huh? Who do you think youse are?

Re: 2/2

[redd_white]

Name's Redd White, my friends call me "Blanco Nino", though YOU, you pathetic little animal, can addressify me as "Master".

Only fair since I battulated a REAL tigre and won, which is now a fantabulous decoration on my wall in a form of a painting.

[absolutekarma]

You. Keep it down with the roaring.

[tigertigre]

Try to keep a tiger from roarin' and youse gonna get mauled, old man!!!

[absolutekarma]

Do not make me repeat myself--you would not enjoy crossing me. Understood?

[tigertigre]

Youse blind or somethin', old man? Can't youse read the words I typed in dis journal?

[wrightswrongs]

I guess there's just no end to familiar faces on here today.

[tigertigre]

Phoenix Wright!!!

[wrightswrongs]

H-hey. Guess you haven't forgotten about me, then!

[tigertigre]

Youse expect The Tiger to forget the big PHONY who put him in de cage?!