So recently, like a few months ago I discovered that Oracle uses something retarded for dates. 1970/1/1 ? WTF? WHY? Why would they do that? It's so confusing and annoying to work with. Having to figure out shit in a billion different databases makes me cry.

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I downloaded my lj. My 6 years of whining, bad poetry and boring posts are now safely stored on my computer. If LJ disappears, I think i will probably just make a blog at www.tigerwrestling.net. When everyone finds a new place to converge, let me know, till then I will be on twitter.. hell if you just google "tigertosser" i am sure you could find ( Read more... )

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Do these exist? Do I have to write a disclaimer that I don't necessarily agree/disagree with the content of the websites I post?

DO I HAVE TO BLOODY CARE?

Did you know, that there's now massive multi-player online games for your cellphone? What does this mean for nerds everywhere? Rejoice? It's now easier than ever to game from the toilet? Some of these games look like Zelda, and then some look like this ( Read more... )

Lately I have been listening to a lot of Jay-z. Not because I can appreciate him as an artist. Mostly It's just background noise while I am doing things, until I realize what it is he's saying ('no panties and jeans, that's not necesary' whut?), and then suddenly wonder why I have a lot of Jay-z's music on my computer. Where did it come from? My ( Read more... )

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Someone tell me why
I do the things
that i don't wanna do
when you're around me
i'm somebody else