OOC: Infopost, no-newbies-but-I-haven't-done-this-in-a-YEAR edition

[tigerundercover]

So I apparently haven't done a collective infopost in a YEAR. What the hell, Bella?

Anywho. We have:



Raven Darkholme
tigerundercover

• is from X-Men: First Class's 'verse. Because Jennifer Lawrence.
• thus is Marvel without actually quite being part of the great Marvel collective
• still has managed to break some brains at FH with the whole "not yet a mutant assassin" thing, though
• is pre-canon and thus still mostly pretty bright and bubbly and cheerful!
• with the occasional hints of the at best charcoal-grey morality lurking underneath
• is currently about 50/50 split between being blue and blonde around Fandom
• oh yeah, is a mutant shapeshifter and is no longer shy about the fact
• currently mostly likes taking animal forms, and is working on trying to learn how to fly
• is deliberately using a confusing icon on this post
• is bffs with Kathy Li (spin_kick_snap) and planning to move to LA with her after they graduate in the spring
• is a senior
• is possibly part of the generation that invented senioritis
• is still not entirely caught up with the last 60 years of history and culture, but tries
• looks up to Dracula (bluhblahbluh) as a mentor
• is canonically bisexual even though the movies haven't actually done that yet
• it's probably too much to hope that Raven gets to meet Destiny in Apocalypse, isn't it

Lottie Grote
bestatmystery
static medium sad face

• is from the best webcomic set in an imaginary Yorkshire town that does music review countdowns leading up to New Years, Bad Machinery!
• is thus British
• and 14
• and pretty excitable
• and more than a little odd
• is non-canonically portrayed by me as asexual
• mystery really is her boyfriend
• is a freshman
• currently roommates with Dipper Pines (buzzkillcaptain)
• has a fluffy little black dog named Pepper
• likes black metal better than any other music
• is still pretty into other music, though
• works at Groovy Tunes in town when I remember this fact in time to post her there
• is the best mystery solver in Tackleford
• no really, she solved a murder mystery in a snowed in cabin once
• when she wasn't even a teen yet!
• is at least partially immune to emo
• has a "j'accuse" that can knock a man over at ten paces
• speaks terrible French

Eliot Spencer
vdistinctive

• is from Leverage, aka the best tv crime show about polyamory ever
• WHATEVER JOHN ROGERS BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT
• spells his name with one L
• like the poet
• is probably one of the older people in Fandom
• keeps getting roped into being a teacher
• is actually pretty good at being a teacher
• still doesn't believe this
• is maybe an actual for real ninja
• is either way VERY good in a fight
• like "it's supposedly realistic but we all know better the commentary says he fights aliens in his spare time YOU JUST SHOT HIM TWICE AND HE KEEPS COMING" good in a fight
• is a "retrieval specialist". Which may or may not be a fancy term for "hitter"
• which is a very self-explanatory term
• has killed a LOT of people
• feels really bad about that
• is trying not to do that anymore
• has a boyfriend -- Hardison (age_of_the_geek) -- and a girlfriend -- Parker (whoisalicewhite)
• who he already promised his entire life to
• though he tries to forget that because romantic commitment is scary
• is also a gourmet chef
• because sure, why not
• but no, really, cooking was kind of like therapy after the whole "killing a bunch of people" phase of his life
• is training Kathy Li (spin_kick_snap) how to be a ninja
• has a dog named Val
• not "Megabyte", VAL
• DAMMIT, HARDISON

Pinkie Pie
locointhecoco

• is from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• yes, really
• is a teacher
• yes, really
• has been in Fandom for something like four years now
• YES REALLY
• has a pet baby alligator named Gummy who is more existential than you
• can predict the future in the short turn based on the various twitches and ticks of her cartoon pink body
• never goes anywhere without her party cannon
• adheres to the laws of cartoon physics
• loves everypony on this island
• lives to make people smile
• failing to make people smile can send her spiralling into a dark depression
• which makes her hair deflate
• and also can make her hallucinate
• ALL OF THE STUFF ON THIS LIST THAT ISN'T FANDOM SPECIFIC IS CANON
• keeps eyepatches tucked all around town in case of eyepatch emergencies
• see also: rubber balls
• can manifest balloons out of thin air
• absolutely kills at Cards Against Humanity
• is never going away
• OMG SHANNON LOOK

Priestly
lovemykilt

• is from Ten Inch Hero
• has drifted so far from canon. SO FAR.
• in a good way
• is currently in his second year in college studying nutrition
• works at a diner to pay the bills
• lives in New Gotham to be closer to his destiny best friend in the multiverse, Dinah Lance (blondecanary)
• is an alum
• dies a lot
• is not allowed to shave ever again
• needs to get out more

Roland Chapman
14andseven

• TOTALLY STILL EXISTS
• or will when I figure out what to do with him off island
• is from Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light by Tanya Huff
• is also from the 80s
• is a bard
• is still pretty terrible at it
• is on a self-discovery road trip and totally writing letters home to Fandom people
• or will when I figure out what to put in them
• I am useless, yes

Bella
alicenginger

• is more than a third of a century old
• lives outside DC, but not on a standard Eastern sort of schedule
• works in publishing
• which is less exciting than it sounds
• really thoroughly enjoys absurdity
• and also whump
• is still not sure how she ended up with so many characters
• is sometimes afk due to sewing
• is currently making a quilt
• the quilt is made of rainbows
• can chat your ear off if you get me going
• doesn't bite even when asked nicely
• does not kinkshame those into biting
• or anything else
• you do you