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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
James Bond gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf in a scene which will make you weep for days
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Jack Bauer is turned into an ice cream cone by Hermione in the dining room, with the candlestick
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Sirius Black becomes a barista at Starbucks as predicted by the Prophet Isiah
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