some serious ink

[tightpanties]

I have decided to get some serious ink done. I am spending the next five days at the local tattoo parlour to get three large tattoos done before x-mas. It will be quite painful but, as my handsome friend Geoff likes to say, pain is just weakness leaving the body. The first tattoo will be of jesus on the cross. It will cover my entire back. It will

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[chiakinileenie]

My nana told me a story tonight about how she spent sooo much time embroidering this sampler with these little rows of deer on it. When she was done all of the little stags were unusually well-endowed. She had to methodically and time-consumingly castrate each of them with a tiny stich-ripper. Make sure your moose ain't packing so much as to compete with your own monster. Other than that the plan sounds charming. Especially the bit about the hidden treasure unleashed while humping. You are so considerate of your snuggle muffin.