My honey bucket thinks that I should go to counseling after two separate incidents that occurred just in the last couple of days. She thinks I am displaying sexually deviant behavior
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there's nothing wrong with cpr dolls...they are very submissive, accepting, and nonjudgemental. and some of them aren't all plastic-like, but have vinyly skin. when i was in paramedic class, we had Bob. He was a very expensive life-like dummy that came with detachable male-female parts. So if Bob was feeling like a girls' night out, he could just pull off his penis and put on his vagina and become Barbara. Somebody stole Bob's penis and vagina before the end of the year, and when our instructor questioned us, we all had to look him straight in the face and say, without laughing, "I swear it was not me who took Bob's sexual organs." all of us laughed our asses off and we never did figure out who took 'em....but there is a very perverted paramedic out there who robbed Bob of his genitalia.
I think the perversions are ok, they are you're own, but maybe you should watch your responses. Maybe you shouldn't invite REAL PEOPLE to have sexual relations with you and a blowup sheep, (or whatever the hell it was.)
It is hard to know if you are serious or not in the written format, but when someone takes you seriously, and you make them look the fool, it can be extremely offensive.
Maybe you shouldn't interact with people. Maybe you should just keep to writing in your own journal.
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Somebody stole Bob's penis and vagina before the end of the year, and when our instructor questioned us, we all had to look him straight in the face and say, without laughing,
"I swear it was not me who took Bob's sexual organs."
all of us laughed our asses off and we never did figure out who took 'em....but there is a very perverted paramedic out there who robbed Bob of his genitalia.
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I think the perversions are ok, they are you're own, but maybe you should watch your responses. Maybe you shouldn't invite REAL PEOPLE to have sexual relations with you and a blowup sheep, (or whatever the hell it was.)
It is hard to know if you are serious or not in the written format, but when someone takes you seriously, and you make them look the fool, it can be extremely offensive.
Maybe you shouldn't interact with people. Maybe you should just keep to writing in your own journal.
All the best Tightpanties,
Johnny Feelings
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