it ain't cheap to wipe your ass.

[tightpanties]

I was going over my budget for the place I'm renting and I noticed that my roommates and I were spending ten to twenty dollars a month on toilet paper! I personally have always tried to limit myself to two shits a day and at most seven sheets of toilet paper every visit. Realizing that one of my roommates was using a suspicious amount of toilet

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[allaboutus2004]

7 sheets per turdage? I think that while your roomies are using a wee too much paper, you're not using nearly enough. unless it comes out slick as greased lightning, i'm willing to wager a bet that you have clingons. up it to at least 10 sheets...otherwise you'll really start smelling like a lawn with the grass-clippings odor and the clingon smell.....:P