have you seen my balls?

[tightpanties]

I think I'm ready to tell you the story of my fishing accident. It all happened over two months ago but still brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. I was fly fishing at a nearby stream. I was nude and alone. I find that my casts are longer and more precise when I am naked. I also find it very arousing which is why I soon found myself

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[allaboutus2004]

i think i found your balls when i was travelling through Louisiana a few weeks back. I was down in the Atchafalaya Basin, hanging around with some Cajuns with the promise of gumbo, and we were catching things that floated down the river with a net. well, this old lady reached in the water with her net, and pulled out two small wrinkly shrivelled-up turds. or so i thought. She sniffed them, and said "man oysters". I guess they floated all the way down into the swampland.
Anyhoo, we went back to her house and she mixed all the goodies we'd caught in the net into this big steaming pot. And she threw in the man oysters for good measure. They were kind of stringy, with a taste reminiscent of Maple syrup. anyway, they gave the Gumbo the kick it needed.
thanks.:) and now you know what happened to your balls.