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[tightpanties]

I'm in a very pissy mood. I just spent the last three days locked outside of my own house! It all started when that freaky wolf-dog that my sugar thighs insists on sharing our bed with invited me outside for a smoke. Now I should have realised that something fishy was up but he plied me with Malboros and the largest bottle of jagermeister I have

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whoa

[remyborg]

what in the name of Jesus Christ have you been doing?
mother mary of god may your soul be saved!

ps
for the groin pain I recomend some repentance in the form of flagellation.

[chiakinileenie]

did you all have a good anniversery regardless, fearless guard dog? ( please pass this on to you know who)

plus ++++ when are we going fishing handsome? Man not dog... although I'd prefer if the dog came too.