Wouldn't The Perfect Man Do the Dishes?

[tightpants4eva]

Frankly, I intend to use this whenever I'm being a bad boyfriend. The next time I fail in my boyfriendly duties (e.g. not putting my dishes in the dishwasher for the 1,497th time), I'm going to say: "But a LiveJournal quiz says I'm the PERFECT boyfriend! Check out my LJ; I have proof!"

You are 100% of the Perfect Boyfriend!

THE PERFECT MAN

Comments

[alistairenix]

I can only assume that it's some kind of contraction for pleasing someone sexually for the sixth time in a single session. Six orgasms in one trist, as it were. You will have then succeeded in pleasing them "sextually."

Talk about redefining the sextet.

[tightpants4eva]

You know, that makes perfect sense. Perhaps this is how men will be judged in the future...
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"On the next episode of Sex in the City 2018:"

CARRIE: I think my new boyfriend might work out. Last night, he totally pentexed me!

CHARLOTTE: You're so lucky! My guy can't even tetrex me.

SAMANTHA: That's nothing! I found this hot young thing who's got it all. Two nights ago, he absolutely dodecahexed me...

[mirthness]

I need to see a list of attributes that this quiz is based on!

...no, I'm just joking. You are totally the best boyfriend :)