Meghann would like this if she still existed.

[tignorlily]

I've developed a fondess for chocolate sprinkles and cruise control.

Had I accidentally pushed the off button, I would not have noticed my slow loss of speed and eventual stop until I was plowed over by a gas guzzling SUV or a dump truck just leaving my last fuck up. Something is quite amazing about a car that drives by itself. I've become a

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[jackergurrbear]

hahaha anal sex!! in jersey. who does that!?

[tignorlily]

dude...i have NO idea...