So, I'm just gonna sit this one out and see how everything pans out.

Uncomfortable plot summaries is hilarious.

“As we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence actually liberates others.” - Marianne Williamson

Egyptian zodiac signs.Apparently I am Sekhmet ( Read more... )

A random fan told me I was a goddess and should never forget.

Surprise me sometime. Knock me off my feet, so to speak.

Well this is bizzare. Have you ever dreamed that man?

I miss sitting in San Francisco, drinking pink adult juice boxes (they were filled with champagne) and eating glitter cupcakes and talking about fellatio techniques and which vibrator is the best ( Read more... )

Listen up dudes and ladies who also date ladies, this is fucking important!.

This is why I got a divorce.

Mmm-hmmm.

NUMBER ONE DEALBREAKER.

I lied this is the number one!

Stereotype: “Women are never satisfied with anything I do ( Read more... )

I really hope Nicholas Cage stops making movies, he plays the same character over and over.

Hahaha, also one of the best nights of my life is when I karaoke-d this song:

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Too bad Kanye pretty much sucks now. I'd like to take this opportunity to also say fucking fibromyalgia sucks. Massive insomnia and back pain all week :(

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