Nerd/Geek Pick-up Lines
1. I'd root that
2. By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."
3. Babe you rolled a 20 on your hotness check
4. My <3 has been pwned by j00!
5. "What say you to skipping this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?"
6.Can I take your derivative? I want to be tangent to all your curves.
7.You look harmonic, can I be your driving force?
8.Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
9.Baby you are so fine you turn my software into hardware.
10. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
11.You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
12.Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
13.Shall we frag now or frag later?
14."I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
15."If we're not going to use a firewall, I would feel safer if we ran a virus scan first."
16. "I wish I were sin2x and you were cos2x so together we'd be ONE!"
17."I wish our love were like a sequence {sn} such that for every M>0 there exists natural N such that sn>sN>M for every n>N because then our love would increase without bound!"
18.I want to integrate you so I can be the area underneath your curve
19.I want to rotate YOUR curves around my axis