God I feel boring.

Jun 13, 2004 22:04

How to make a tigresslily
Ingredients:

1 part success

5 parts self-sufficiency

3 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little sadness if desired!

Personality cocktail
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My finger movements and eyeblinks are so...lifelike. mrlewis July 17 2004, 12:26:51 UTC
I wish I could meet a great genius. Then I would wrestle him to the ground and eat his brain to absorb his knowledge.
Pinch your face at the corners. Slowly and gently peel it off. Now, hold your face up and display it to your freinds. What? You say it cannot be re-applied? Ha Ha! You have discovered my little joke! Now you must wear the face of magic markers and grease paint! One that was never given to you properly by the lord Jesus Christ!

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Re: My finger movements and eyeblinks are so...lifelike. tigresslily July 25 2004, 19:52:07 UTC
I too would like to meet a great genius, although, I would rather poke out his eyes with a bamboo skewer and shove them into my sockets to see his visions. The magic markers and grease paint are great new changes. All the rage in Europe. I feel like a new woman!!!

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Re: My finger movements and eyeblinks are so...lifelike. mrlewis July 26 2004, 13:00:52 UTC
Still, if you wish you may take the face you have removed and gently (for it is soft like a mothwing) affix a tether to it and give it to the wind to hover kite like and glare balefully down on the people below!

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Re: My finger movements and eyeblinks are so...lifelike. tigresslily July 26 2004, 20:20:37 UTC
Oooooh, I'll have to try that. My face might also make a nice wall-hanging. I could put it in the kitchen. Of course I'd have to dry it first, for it would decompose on my wall. what a mess that would make.

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Almost the same as your screenname... internethipster July 18 2004, 09:43:29 UTC

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