Title: Household Objects
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: tikistitch
Rating: Varies by chapter, but R overall
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Cas (we get there eventually); Sam, Bobby, Gabriel, Crowley, Zachariah, Death
Warnings: Cursing, angel sex, ridiculous porn titles
Word Count: ~30,000 total (WIP)
Summary: When Castiel's true form is gravely injured during a battle with a strange, malevolent entity he is forced to live for a time as a human. Fortunately, the Winchester boys are there to help, with driving instructions and pigs in a blanket. But is Cas inadvertently dragging his friends into a whole mess of angel danger?
Notes: This doesn't take place anywhere logical on the timeline. I'm just gonna whistle a happy tune and pretend they didn't kill off a crapload of my favorite characters. Although this story falls loosely under the genre of hurt/comfort, be warned it’s a pretty twisted take on it. There will be some pr0n though. Later. Also, I know damn well Cas said his true form was big as the Chrysler building, but I'm gonna ignore that, or pretend the boy was exaggerating. Lastly the title is from an unfinished Pink Floyd project (don't sweat it, you have to be heavily into the Floyd to recognize it).
Chapter 1, Ziploc Chapter 2, Parasol Chapter 3, Mirror Chapter 4, Charcoal Chapter 5, Doll Chapter 6, Feather Chapter 7, Cheeseburger