Sam I Am

[tikific]

Title: Sam I Am
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Author: tikific
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, Old Woman Josie, Intern Dana
Warnings: Cursing.
Word Count: 4400
Summary: Cecil and Carlos explore the forbidden cavern on the edge of Night Vale and encounter an old friend.
Notes: Besides Dr. Seuss, this one owes a debt to Miyazaki's

Comments

[zsomeone]

Well this is all Green Eggs and Secret Police or something.

Pretty sure you can't dye eggs, not the insides. I tried to dye spaghetti purple once, that didn't go well. The sauce was red so I added blue... ended up looking like worms in dirt.

Well that was... a bigger than usual pile of weird. But Night vale is a supremely weird place.

[tikific]

Green Eggs and Secret Police? That would have been a good title. The green eggs were scrambled, by the way: I think they were just dyed eggs, but you never know. Not as good as purple spaghetti though.

Just another perfect day in Night Vale.

[zsomeone]

Yeah I got that they were scrambled, I just don't think you could mix coloring in well. I don't have any or I'd be tempted to go try it. Maybe if you used a stick blender, that would probably work.

I tried to dye the spaghetti so my little sister would eat it, when we were little and I was in charge. Fortunately she ate it anyway. I guess eating worms is cool when you're like 4 or 5.

[tikific]

I would try adding blue. But I dunno. This is NV, maybe they were slightly radioactive from Radon Canyon chickens?? :D

The purple spaghetti sounds like a Sam & Dean story. "C'mon Sammy, it's PURPLE WORMS!"