Have you heard my Universal Law of Beer? "Anywhere you go in the world, outside the USA, the beer is better." it's true. Go to the country of Random-stan, grab a generic can of beer off the shelf, and IT IS BETTER. There is something about the USA where we just don't get it.
It is much the same with our currency, which is much fail. I mean, besides boring colors, it's often just plain disgustingly old and crinkled. It's embarrassing! We're fortunately we're a bunch of bratty Americans, otherwise, we'd be the laughingstock.
I think this is not only bestest Olympics it is CUTEST! Not only ultra-cute Yeti Dude, but EVERYWHERE you went, there were Smiling Canadians to greet you! A couple times I thought, wow, if only Smiling Canadians would some day go power mad and take over the world and then just force us all the be NICE. And then we could also have pretty money and decent beer.
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It is much the same with our currency, which is much fail. I mean, besides boring colors, it's often just plain disgustingly old and crinkled. It's embarrassing! We're fortunately we're a bunch of bratty Americans, otherwise, we'd be the laughingstock.
I think this is not only bestest Olympics it is CUTEST! Not only ultra-cute Yeti Dude, but EVERYWHERE you went, there were Smiling Canadians to greet you! A couple times I thought, wow, if only Smiling Canadians would some day go power mad and take over the world and then just force us all the be NICE. And then we could also have pretty money and decent beer.
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Japan has pretty money too, and plus, some of our coins have a hole in the middle so's you can wear 'em on a string around your neck!
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