Still auditioning bassists!
Wanna apply?
Nathan: Sooooooo....
Nathan: We'll hire this dude and then we'll go on tour and then we'll get tons of worshipping fans and all the chips we can eat!"
Sariel: No, Nathan. No.
Nathan: WHY NOT?
Sariel: Nathan, I know this guy. Believe me, he's got another gig, and it takes a LOT of his time.
Nathan: Awwww. You never let us do ANYTHING!
Sariel: Never let you...? How is that even logically possible? You just showed up two days ago!
Ganesh: Well, logically, if he's never been here, then you HAVE never let him do anything!
Sariel: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Nathan: Sorry, new dude, but our DOUCHE BAG MANAGER says you can't play!
President Obama: Awwwwww!
Nathan: Sorry he'd kind of a jerk you know.
Sariel: Heeeeey!
Sariel: Can we got get some pie?
Ganesh: Indeed. And perhaps a martini? By the way, are you quite certain your income taxes have been properly filed for the last 20 or so years?
Sariel: *sigh*