Sissy: *hears music* More Bollywood? Me: Yes. Sissy: What movie is this from? Me: It's called...*scrolls up*...Guzaarish. Hrithik plays a quadriplegic. Sissy: What?! How can he do that? Me: Um, they stick him in a wheelchair? Sissy: I mean, how do they get his legs chopped off and stuff? Me: What?? That's not what quadriplegic means, it means that his limbs don't move, they're not gone! But he does dance in a dream sequence. Sissy: Oh. That makes more sense then.
Bad reputation? No, not hardly. They're just curious as to why I've been listening to Bollywood lately. Sissy can't say anything; I've been listening to her J-Pop for years.
TMI but funny as hell: With no bedrooms to speak of, hubby and I have to keep things VERY quiet when we want some nookie time. One night, we were kissing and suddenly from upstairs the music from Benny Hill, "Yakkety Sax", starts blasting from my daughter's laptop. I was laughing so hard, tears were coming out of my eyes.
Five minutes later, when the song was over, she had the audacity to ask: "Are you done yet?" Me being the evil soul that I am, of course said "No." Another round of Yakkety Sax, along with: "You're gonna be hearing this a lot if you keep that up!"
With the mood broken due to hilarity, we just cuddled and went to sleep.
Hahahahahaha.... Oh, god, nothing like Yakkety Sax to break the mood. :D
I'll try to get that CD burned soon so you can totally blow her little mind. We never have any blanks CDs left (since SOMEONE evidently expects the Good CD Fairy to replace them) so I had to go get a pack at Bartell's. The only thing I've found is when you try and sing along and suddenly realize you can't speak Hindi! :D
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Sissy: *hears music* More Bollywood?
Me: Yes.
Sissy: What movie is this from?
Me: It's called...*scrolls up*...Guzaarish. Hrithik plays a quadriplegic.
Sissy: What?! How can he do that?
Me: Um, they stick him in a wheelchair?
Sissy: I mean, how do they get his legs chopped off and stuff?
Me: What?? That's not what quadriplegic means, it means that his limbs don't move, they're not gone! But he does dance in a dream sequence.
Sissy: Oh. That makes more sense then.
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Sissy: *hears music* More Bollywood?
Oh dear am I giving you a bad reputation?
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Bad reputation? No, not hardly. They're just curious as to why I've been listening to Bollywood lately. Sissy can't say anything; I've been listening to her J-Pop for years.
TMI but funny as hell: With no bedrooms to speak of, hubby and I have to keep things VERY quiet when we want some nookie time. One night, we were kissing and suddenly from upstairs the music from Benny Hill, "Yakkety Sax", starts blasting from my daughter's laptop. I was laughing so hard, tears were coming out of my eyes.
Five minutes later, when the song was over, she had the audacity to ask: "Are you done yet?" Me being the evil soul that I am, of course said "No." Another round of Yakkety Sax, along with: "You're gonna be hearing this a lot if you keep that up!"
With the mood broken due to hilarity, we just cuddled and went to sleep.
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I'll try to get that CD burned soon so you can totally blow her little mind. We never have any blanks CDs left (since SOMEONE evidently expects the Good CD Fairy to replace them) so I had to go get a pack at Bartell's. The only thing I've found is when you try and sing along and suddenly realize you can't speak Hindi! :D
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