I would say, BARACK OBAMA IN 2008 ( Read more... )

I can certainly understand why most of you do not check this anymore. Good for you all for finding more useful and productive ways to spend your time.

Speaking of productive, how about that produce? Pretty juicy...

Last item first, first item last:

2. Nothing interesting.

1. Insert something interesing here. I suck at entertaining. Bwach.

Well, if there is any doubt in ANYONE's mind who won the presidential debate last night, they should be hit over the head with 2 blowtorches. The fact that one of these 2 guys will definitely be our president is no doubt depressing, but the fact that a certain drooling simpleton is in the lead should alarm everyone and be cause enough to VOTE FOR ( Read more... )

Between the dripping shore-meat drapery and the Johnson-and-Johnson style bickering between old and new, bright and dull, chaste and phale, it's difficult to place the certainty of "YORE NOT HERE" vs. "UNDER THAT LIES A BILGE." No matter how many furies have or have not jerried their sidled broasting onsides, it still comes down to the most common ( Read more... )

So, finally, a good open mic.

I have suprisingly little else to say, other than I hope Steve is doing well after the accident. Everyone wish him well, and be glad that he managed to escape with no serious physical harm. Sorry to hear it Steve, but man, good news that you're still alive. Here's to thinking about you, then ( Read more... )

So I'm taking a second job, but hopefully it won't mean the end of all things fun.

Here are some Keanu Reeves hate haikus:

Pitiable ho
Damn fool talentless loser
A waste of carbon

Whack it, Keanu
I hope that you do go blind
Never act again

Keanu you suck
I hate you, you piece of shit
Go suck a fat goat

If you haven't seen it, go to Strindberg ( Read more... )

One thing you may not know about me: I fought, SINGLEHANDEDLY, and DEFEATED the largest plate of sauerkraut you can imagine last night, and I'm doing it again for lunch today. Hot german goodness. I tell you, it's like someone "hat mir einen riesigen glücklichen Spaß Zeit gegeben". Thanks to E for the goodness ( Read more... )

So, Tim did one of these, so I thought I would do the same. It's a comprehensive list of the places I've visited. I was going to do a world one, but it would just be a sum of the other 2 maps ( Read more... )

Yo, what's up. Long time, no speak ( Read more... )

Well, nothing much to report, other than E and I are off to Beantown tomorrow.

Due to the lapse of things to say, I'll resort to fishing for something ( Read more... )