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[tilotamma]

You know when you're grocery shopping, and you're looking for some good apples, and you just keep running into those gnarly ones that are all scratched up and mushy in places and bruised?

That's me!

I love my job but it's turning me into a gnarly apple!

Mmm, yummy.

Comments

[rubberfrog]

i'm way past that stage; i'm the petrified apple.

[tilotamma]

You are not. Or if you are, you are a strangely tasty petrified apple.

Those things are creepy! Isn't there some craft that does that and makes scary doll heads out of them?

[rubberfrog]

yes, i remember doing those; you preserve an apple somehow, then carve it with the end result looking like some old person.

very creepy indeed. oO