Sick for three days straight, thanks alot Steve and your Nazi windows. Thanks alot food that Steve ate. Thanks alot Steve's dad for making Steve food. Thanks alot University of Chicago for making Steve's dad sick. Thanks alot.

Dear LiveJournal,

Fell down my stairs today, again, heard a disgusting *pop* *crack* when i hit the ground. Been walking weird ever since, I think I knocked my hip joint out, it effin hurts.

Love,
Timmy

roller rink = painful blisters everywhere

and i lost nine dollars, very expensive roller skating is

the blacks love to roller skate apparently, but only when one of their own songs comes on, at that point they loudly hoot and roll on the the floor in a pack, looks something like this

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I fell out of my bed this morning, and i hit the side of my head on my alarm clock which is on top of an overturned steel garbage can, pain. Didn't think much of it, when I woke up today, i was covered in blood, I was bleeding from the ears, really bad. It was like a god damn slasher film: gory, and painful to see.

I finished Harry Potter and the HBP last night, and I cried. It was amazing though, If you know words of any language, read it.

And also, Yesterday I was standing on my porch with Mike, when I stopped my conversation and pointed to an awesome smiley face beachball which had just come out of the alley. I decided that if this ball had chosen my block to roll down, I should let it be free. A free traveller. So I wrote on it that this is a free beachball, and that it should be ( Read more... )

Since I know at least one person will give a damn, I reached a new level on my Launchcast, I am now a Fanantic with over 1000 music ratings. Now I have something to listen to while sitting around all day.
Unemployment is awesome.

So Six Flags yesterday ( Read more... )

So, the A-Team this morning was pretty awesome, four americans were mistakenly kidnapped by the bad guys who thought that they were the A-Team. So the executioner happened to be undercover, and he was waiting for B.A. Baracus and the rest of them to save the day. So a helicopter comes from behind the trees, a really weird version of "Revolution 1" ( Read more... )

How to make a tim_my_oj
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

3 parts courage

5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comThat didn't get me at all, I should be 3 parts Cranberry Juice, 1 part Peach Schnapps, and 1 part ( Read more... )