Is it just me, or has the world fallen apart? When the hell did craig__nicholls marry a super model? And this bugs the shit out of me, when the hell did damian_kulash get married? I give Damian a week before he wants a divorce. Damian can't commit. It's impossible.

trulymichelle wants to marry me. That's really fucked up. I guess getting married is a new trend. I mind as well ( Read more... )

Wow, the tour is over. It's about god damn time. The tour has burned me out and I'm glad we just did our last show for this year. We'll again (grunts), but in Febraury it'll be fun. The Donnas invited us to tour with them. So, for the first fucking time in my life, in along time, I feel so god damn happy. Hip hip fucking horray! This has ( Read more... )

It seems like we haven't listened to The Vines for ages. I forgot how fucking good they are. Craig's a genius writter.

We got a show in Providence, Rhode Island. Box Car Racer, SR-71, and some other bands will be there. It's going to be fun... Damian and Andy were jaming last night. They were playing amazingly stupid funny (funnee) songs ( Read more... )

Holy shit does my head hurt. I've been puking for about.......damn I don't know. I fucking don't care. I can't find the goddamn pills. Damian is listening to fucking loud music, Tim is laughing at me, and Dan is still puking. Fuck last night it was shit...understand? SHIT. I'm gonna fucking kill Tim if he doesn't shut the fuck up. He's a ( Read more... )

The subject of this entry is self-explanitory, I am fucking bored. Last night Damian poured cold water on me. Fucking bastard. Then to make it worse Andy was in on it and he started to spray whip cream on me. Why the hell do I get picked on? Why not fucking Dan? I mean, christ, he's in the fucking band too. I'll get over itSo, we have a show ( Read more... )

I just wanna say, I don't have head lice. I'm bald for christ sakes, and I like my glasses. Fuck you Damian. You're such an asshole (arsehole). Quit stealing my porn, it's not kind. I guess cripple people need to have a great time by themself also. Who the hell knows ( Read more... )