Happy birthday to me, motherfuckers. Well, yesterday. Whatever.

So, how's it going? Long time, no see, and all that jazz ( Read more... )

I feel that I should let everyone know.... the topic of my last entry is not some kind of imminent event. It is simply an expression of my thoughts lately. I honestly didn't expect anyone to break the code, and if they did, i figured it would be far enough in the future that they would realize it wasn't something I'm planning on going out and doing ( Read more... )

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Just to let all of you know, kokomolady and I are talking about writing a book. The title is still in the works, but the book will be concerned with the things most parents should of taught their kids, but obviously neglected. These include things like fluency in your native language, how to dress and act in public, how to drive a car, and respect for people ( Read more... )

So, you want to leaf through my new journal ( Read more... )

I have a new livejournal now. Brand. Spanking. New. Not even a single entry in it. I think this new journal will be used for all of my various emotional issues that I am sure the average reader doesn't give a rat's ass about, so it should be shunted aside, where it cannot pollute your friends list. If you would, for some ungodly reason, LIKE to ( Read more... )

The Ex text messaged me today describing her inner pain, and I had no idea how to react to this information. What am I supposed to say without sounding mean? So, instead of saying something half-assed and risking sounding mean against my good intentions, I was just flat out mean. And it felt pretty good at the time, but I had to apologize, because ( Read more... )

I am an absolutely terrible excuse for a human being, in nearly ever way that statement can be interpreted.

But I have been waiting for something to catch my attention so I could come back with a good post. And that happened this morning. If any of you remember, back in Florida, right near where I lived for six months, a 25 year old, female, pretty-damned-hot middle-school teacher was banging the shit out of a 14 year old boy all over the place, and she ( Read more... )