APPARENTLY there is a huge mogul [aka bump in the sidewalk] at heatley and keefer on the west side, so look the fuck out...

it's the second time i've bailed totally drunk on it and smashed my body..

bah nevermind, back to work!

There's been "no work" for me for nearly two weeks now!
It's kind of rad and I'm trying to enjoy every day as a summer break, but I can't help the lingering thought in my mind... Am I fired? do I need to be looking for another job/signing up for school/getting EI?

"things will always work themselves out in the end"

riiight.

So, I've been off of work since June 27th ( Read more... )

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made up a new word ( Read more... )

I don't really know how it happened at all.

I woke up for the first time not remembering the details past a certain point.

My body is covered in bruises and I can't lift my right arm up over my head.

I'm going with bike accident or cop fight... probably the former!

In true passout fashion I also woke up with my contacts + shoes on.

SO! YA ( Read more... )

this is an email I got from facebook corp:

"Here is what your friends think about...

... your strengths:

hardest worker
person with the best body
best to be stuck in handcuffs with

... your weaknesses:

best mannered
hottest"

SO TRUE

THINGS ALREADY TRIED:
--rockets candy in soup
--fake bacon bits and lemon juice in everything
--chopped up left over pizza in stir-fry
--boiled bokchoi soup with just water and hot sauce (kind of gross)
--cinnamon on tacos

THINGS TO TRY:
--icecream with chickpeas
--avocado and eggplant
...
WILL THINK OF MORE LATER