I want libellous lies!

[timbershiver]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADEUP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and see what your friends come up

Comments

[sizzleleg]

So there I was, all lost in a city that I hardly knew, and wondering whether or not I should sleep on the street...

Then this MASSIVE girl came up to me, and tried to steal the last of the money I had in my wallet. So I shouted ARGHHH SOMEONE HELP WTF GET OFFA ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!

That's when YOU appeared from round the corner, and proceeded to pull this crazy bitch from off of me. You grabbed her by the collar and got her in a choke hold...

'Let's show this prehistoric BITCH how we do things downtown.'

You then bitchslapped her til she fell to the ground in an unconcious heap.

'YAY!'

Then we went back to yours, shared a joint, watched Ghostbusters. House and various slash before we fell asleep.

HOORAH.

[timbershiver]

*twilight zone*

that is so freaky-weird because I had a dream that you were stranded in London and you phoned me and I made you get a black cab to my house and I had to go round the cash-point to get some money!

HAHAHA When I first started reading I assumed I was the Massive Crazy Bitch!

[batty_angel]

I was trying to take over the world (or at least take over all the book shops and starbucks in London O_O) when you came by on a mechanical dragon screaming:

"HOW THE BLOODY MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS DO I STOP THIS CONTRAPTION!?"

Before I could even help you and save you from crashing into a brick wall, I went to find a dictionary to look up the word 'CONTRAPTION' only to find it meant 'strange device or machine.' I then ran over to help but the machine was already destroyed. I said:

"Yippie! I learnt a NEW word..."

and before I continued, a piano landed on our heads. You then got out your handy pocket sized saw to cut us out free.

"well, that was a painful moment!" I commented.
"It certainly was!" as you replied.

We both laughed. Went home. And had Lemonade! (YAY!) And we all lived happily ever after, except for the Piano who was killed in this stroy - leaving behind little orphan pianos who had only just started to get there teeths grown out (hence being pretty crappy pianos with only two front keys/teeth *sobs*)

THE
END
^_^

[timbershiver]

hahahahah I never got the hang of those damn mechanical dragons!

[carnivalesque]

Hey, do you remember that time we were stuck on a life raft in the Atlantic Ocean and you swore up and down it was the Pacific? It really wasn't funny when you went into that apoplectic rage and threw me into the water with the wrathful, bloodthirsty mermaids. I don't think I'll ever recover from their brutal attack. Thanks a lot.

Sincerely,

Three-Toe Malloy.

[timbershiver]

Yeah, sorry about that. I always get longitude and latitude mixed up.

:)

[daizze]

So ha ha do you remember the time when we were in London and I got concerned about you coz you said you had be fighting in a bare knuckle fighting contest and well that was ok, but it was the period costume you insisted on wearing. I mean the bloomers and everything, even when we went to the pool, there you were in ya bonnet and long navy and white over the knee costume..

You said it was coz you is a 'LADY' I said yeah I know, but you insisted that no it was coz you is a 'LADY' and i said have you overdosed on little britain??

You said 'no, your name wasnt emily, but you did like doing ladies things and wearing ladies clothes' mmwwaaaahhhh

I became seriously disturbed.......

[timbershiver]

Sorry for being snappy with you that day, it's just that NOBODY comes between me and my bloomers!

[daizze]

That ok, I know what you mean!! ...er....?

[timbershiver]

AND I MEAN NOBODY!!!!!

[timbershiver]

hah hah thanks!

(I added you ages ago but I think I forogt to tell you about it - my bad!)