My instructor explained during the last lecture that we were going to be able to take our final exam home. So here I am thinking, "Great! Hallelujah! I hate you, math, but maybe I can make sense of all these goddamn numbers!" You know, maybe I'd fuck math real good instead of math fucking me over.
I left class early to catch my bus, but in my haste I grabbed a study guide thinking it was the take home exam. (Which by the way makes absolutely NO sense. Why would you supply a study guide for an exam that's take home ANYWAY?) I realized my mistake on the bus, but the syllabus is online so no worries, right? The online syllabus says that the take home exam will be available online at a certain time. Again, in haste, I didn't realize that I was reading the syllabus of an online math class and I put it off all week.
The test was supposed to be handed in 1 minute ago, but I'm sitting here wide awake on nerves wanting to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets so I can prod at my brain to go to sleep.
"Hi, Allison? It's Christian Robinson from your Tuesday morning class. I'm a twit. What do you suggest I do about failing your class at my own indiscretion because I am a twit. Also, I am a twit. Would it be okay if I bathed in your excrement and you gave me an A for effortless twittery?"
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I left class early to catch my bus, but in my haste I grabbed a study guide thinking it was the take home exam. (Which by the way makes absolutely NO sense. Why would you supply a study guide for an exam that's take home ANYWAY?) I realized my mistake on the bus, but the syllabus is online so no worries, right? The online syllabus says that the take home exam will be available online at a certain time. Again, in haste, I didn't realize that I was reading the syllabus of an online math class and I put it off all week.
The test was supposed to be handed in 1 minute ago, but I'm sitting here wide awake on nerves wanting to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets so I can prod at my brain to go to sleep.
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and the video was cuuuute.
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i'll be by later if you need someone to vent frustration towards
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