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i blame my dilating pupils for foiling my attempt to sneak past my boss when i finally arrived at work today. as my eyes adjusted, i spotted a small space between two pallets that had a bunch of boxes stack on them. sadly, the space between the pallets was far too skinny resulting in me getting stuck between the two. damn my clumbsiness ( Read more... )

I was on my way to work in Turkey Mans shit box when I came to a stop sign. I looked both ways and began to roll forward. Only a couple of feet mind you. Suddenly, I realized that there was a car directly in front of me waiting to turn left on to the same street I was turning from. "Oop", I said to myself. Not a big deal though. On the contrary, ( Read more... )

hey S.K.
see, i was only trying to help.
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i woke up this morning feeling hung over and heavy hearted. one of those mornings where you could stare at that bump in the wall all day without moving a muscle. yeah, that bump that looks like an old man with one eye closed and a small bird stuck in his hair. fortunately, as the morning progressed, i turned over opening my eyes, and realized that ( Read more... )

my desk, here at work, i've just noticed is completely littered with a wide variety of empty beverage containers. a glass bottle that earlier this morning guarded 20 fl oz of arizona green tea with honey. a ceramic coffee mug that is usually steaming with fresh coffee. an empty plastic bottle that is constantly being refilled from the water cooler ( Read more... )

i think i'll make sarah a mixtape tonight before i go to bed. she is coming into town tomorrow with her new beau, and we are going to meet up with gordon for alisa's 21st birthday at billys. it will be very nice to see my friend again ( Read more... )

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after perplexing over the equation that was this weekend, i found that the film "rockstar" was the simplest solution. this might have been the worst movie i have ever seen. the timeline of the film was extremely predictable, unlike that of the weekend ( Read more... )

bayonetes of ice are dripping with blood/water in thee aftermath of a long battle fought with winter. finally it looks like the cold has surrendered to spring. the suns heat gives us hope for the coming months, while the still cool air is a loathsome reminder of the past dark days.

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well, it is dark out now. i am tired from a long day at work. ( Read more... )