Twelve; . . .

Mar 05, 2011 14:20

This is a most distressing and even more so... a confusing time. What is to become of this even I am unsure.

... Before anyone even thinks of asking: I was not the cause of this I assure you.

For all who are new I am Dana Dialga. I have been here for quite some time already.

[Translation: Guys stop screwing with my mind.]

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[Private] betterthanawiki March 5 2011, 22:47:01 UTC
I'm quite confident that if anyone were to stop and think about it, it's very clearly obvious that you're innocent, Dialga.

Perhaps you had best explain this situation from your point of view. It's apparent by some of the network reactions here that something's amiss, isn't it?

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Re: [Private] time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:23:59 UTC
... I probably should, hmm?

My, you are unusually chipper today.

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[Private] betterthanawiki March 6 2011, 02:37:25 UTC
No moreso than usual, I think. Though perhaps I should explain my point of view first, shouldn't I?

This particular self hasn't seen you in countless years. The Original One and I had... a difference of opinion, shall we say? I took the liberty of resigning from the role she'd intended for me, severing my ties with the lot of you, and leaving our planet. I've not regretted the decision once, though the Original One has since met with a rather bitter fate. Currently, I'm a member of the Internova Police Force, sent here as part of an undercover investigation.

I feel I can disclose this ordinarily-classified information to you, of course, because I'm quite sure you'll be discreet. If not, I am still quite capable of ripping knowledge right out of the minds of others. Please don't take that as a threat, only a precaution: if you are not the same Dialga I once knew, after all, there is the very distinct possibility that you are a Dialga that may not be trustworthy.

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[Private] 1/2 time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:48:44 UTC
[What am I reading.]

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distortionnoise March 6 2011, 01:42:00 UTC
Well, as Uxie said, I'm pretty sure whatever it is you're worried about isn't your fault. What is it that's so strange, anyway?

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time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:25:18 UTC
Ahh. Well I figured that.

... Why are you being nice...?

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distortionnoise March 6 2011, 19:49:23 UTC

... )

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compoverlord March 6 2011, 01:55:11 UTC
Dailga. That name is familiar to me...

Greetings. My name is Lilith, and I am the computer technician.

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time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:26:41 UTC
It is? How peculiar.

Pleasure to meet you, ma'am. I do hope your stay is enjoyable.

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compoverlord March 6 2011, 02:39:44 UTC
Ahh I'm sorry my dear, but I've already been here for quite a while. Two years, in fact. You, however, appear to be new to me.

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time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:53:43 UTC
Oh? Hm. I suppose I did not see you, then?

[MESSING WITH MIND.... Icon is face RIGHT NOW...]

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revivedpower March 6 2011, 02:46:18 UTC
WOW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO LAYOFF THE RAZZLEDAZZLE KOOLAID.

What is it with this school and all those freakish girls anyways?

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time_mast3r March 6 2011, 02:54:05 UTC
Excuse me?

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revivedpower March 6 2011, 02:55:11 UTC
Doesn't matters, How good are you handling a tray filled with drinks?

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time_mast3r March 6 2011, 03:01:45 UTC
...Very well?

However, my good sir, I am not interested in a position for whatever you have in offer.

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yellow_binesi March 7 2011, 09:58:34 UTC
You're confused?

Lash made lemon puddings.

LEMON PUDDINGS.

If ya need me I'm gonna be in the practice room playing my electric guitar for the rest of however the fuck long this shit's gonna last.

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