Mar 05, 2011 14:20
This is a most distressing and even more so... a confusing time. What is to become of this even I am unsure.
... Before anyone even thinks of asking: I was not the cause of this I assure you.
For all who are new I am Dana Dialga. I have been here for quite some time already.
[Translation: Guys stop screwing with my mind.]
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Perhaps you had best explain this situation from your point of view. It's apparent by some of the network reactions here that something's amiss, isn't it?
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My, you are unusually chipper today.
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This particular self hasn't seen you in countless years. The Original One and I had... a difference of opinion, shall we say? I took the liberty of resigning from the role she'd intended for me, severing my ties with the lot of you, and leaving our planet. I've not regretted the decision once, though the Original One has since met with a rather bitter fate. Currently, I'm a member of the Internova Police Force, sent here as part of an undercover investigation.
I feel I can disclose this ordinarily-classified information to you, of course, because I'm quite sure you'll be discreet. If not, I am still quite capable of ripping knowledge right out of the minds of others. Please don't take that as a threat, only a precaution: if you are not the same Dialga I once knew, after all, there is the very distinct possibility that you are a Dialga that may not be trustworthy.
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... Why are you being nice...?
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Greetings. My name is Lilith, and I am the computer technician.
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Pleasure to meet you, ma'am. I do hope your stay is enjoyable.
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[MESSING WITH MIND.... Icon is face RIGHT NOW...]
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What is it with this school and all those freakish girls anyways?
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However, my good sir, I am not interested in a position for whatever you have in offer.
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Lash made lemon puddings.
LEMON PUDDINGS.
If ya need me I'm gonna be in the practice room playing my electric guitar for the rest of however the fuck long this shit's gonna last.
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