Captain Jack Sparrow sauntered along, pretty as you please. Sometime throughout his day he had acquired a bottle of rum -- don't ask -- and he was pleasantly having a conversation with himself until he saw that. That thing. That big thing that was a thing like he's never seen before.
He stood still. Stared. Took a swig of rum and declared, "My eyes do not see what they be currently lookin at, mate. Aye, 'tis like that cold box. Only not. Let's 'ave a looksee, shall we?" With that, he swaggered closer to the SUV, ready to draw his pistol were it necessary.
Jack heard the boots approaching and peered out from beneath the truck. He scanned from the boots, up the pants, across the shirt, to the beared and the eyeliner and the hair.
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He stood still. Stared. Took a swig of rum and declared, "My eyes do not see what they be currently lookin at, mate. Aye, 'tis like that cold box. Only not. Let's 'ave a looksee, shall we?" With that, he swaggered closer to the SUV, ready to draw his pistol were it necessary.
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"What the heck are you?"
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