Interesting fact of the day: The term "missionary position" has a history. Way back in the day when religious missionaries were in off in [Polynesia] (I forget where exactly, sorry guys), they decided that they ought to teach the natives that the only acceptable way to have sex was facing one another with the male on top. Hence ( Read more... )

Well. That was certainly disappointing. After looking forward all day to visiting and walking Chester, I drove up to Kyle's house only to see his neighbor just returning with from a nice walk with him. Not only that, she gave me a dirty look as I drove by as well. Man. That sucked. After I turned around and drove off it occured to me that the ( Read more... )

Oh I'm happy, yeah

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fellatio Teapot, Yo.
What's yours?
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Dear god, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

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...yes, I'm afraid you are.


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