about me. you know you wanna.
my name is JOSHUA BLAINE ATWOOD
and you can call me JOSHUA
call me JOSH and i will eat your face.
i am a rambunctious TWENTY-ONE YEAR OLD
currently studying LAW
with my PARENTS' money
in PALO ALTO , CA
i live in SAN FRANCISCO
in a mansion BIGGER than you could ever dream of owning
and drive a MERCEDES BENZ SLR ROADSTER
i do SHIT and CANDY-FLIP
but only with my FRIENDS
which include one FUCKED UP vampire
a RICH GIRL and her HOTT COUSIN
playing VIDEO GAMES
and fucking your SISTER
are my FAVORITE THINGS to do
i listen to the GOOD music
that you probably call CLASSIC
but my CAR
is more classic than you'll EVER BE
i'm SEXY and i know it
some call me a PLAYER
but i like to think of it as EXPLORING
and. for the love of fucking GOD.
i am not GAY.
despite vampy SUCKING my neck.
i like PUSSY.