Since getting laid off, this is my life anymore. *sigh*

So I had this totally weird fucking dream the other morning. It was video game-esque and we destroyed the world by failing, and then got another chance by the world rebuilding itself. Then, even though we failed, we were still alive, but were strange oddities. So I'm being examined by a doctor and nurse to make sure I'm okay, and testing ( Read more... )

I had a funny thought just now: if I were catholic, I'd be fucked. I can't eat the host. I mean, do they have gluten-free jesus?

So Mike and I make our quest for Snapple, like we do from time to time. It's a ten minute drive past dad's house to get there, because shit, it's the only place around to get Snapple in a can, and let alone in particular Peach Iced Tea and Grape-ade. So we pull up, and this is what we see:


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It's been a while, so here's another update. I had left Best Buy, started at Traditions of America, doing tech support and web design. Was a decent job, working a shit ton. Like 70 hours a week shit ton. Christmas has come and gone, New Years came, and that Friday (the 4th), I got laid off. I knew it was probably coming, but still sucks. So ( Read more... )

Go to Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article title that you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to The Quotations Page random quotations:
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album ( Read more... )

Fuck.

Well, I left Best Buy over a month ago, started with Robert Half Technologies, which got me a job as a consultant at Traditions Of America. Not a bad gig, pays well, just work a shit load. Like, work 64 hours one week, then 50 hours the next week, get out at 3:45 in the morning, drive home, sleep, get back up, be back at work at 9:00. But hey, ( Read more... )

So, I was watching TV earlier and this commercial comes on for Lipotor (sp?) or one of those meds, and they have us "talk" with Dr. Robert Jarvik, the creator of the Jarvik artificle heart. Hours go by, I'm taking a shower, and it occurs to me, how fucking egotistical is that? "I've created a device that will save many many lives, I will name it ( Read more... )