My adventures in AssLand...

[timeofreply]

Yesterday marked the murder of an insect that was about the length of my pinkie finger.

I did what any other rational being would do;

I beat it to death with my shoe until it stopped moving.

On my walk to the library, I saw a discarded vibrator.

Ew.

I wish I were living closer to civilization.

Comments

[harker207]

* falls over laughing *

I don't even want to know why it was discarded, do I?

[squirrelmadness]

Just remember: that insect died so that you might see that vibrator.

I think we all have a valuable lesson to learn here.

[supremdiva]

dammit, I knew I lost my vibrator. You didn't happen to check the license plate, did ya? *wink*