Fic: Toshputer Is Your Friend

[timeywimeyball]

Title: Toshputer Is Your Friend
Author: timeywimeyball
Fandom: Torchwood
Genre/s: Comedy
Characters/Pairing: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Toshputer, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones
Rating: Why do I even have this here? I move up and down this scale far too much. It’d give the BBFC headaches, for sure.
Spoilers: Series 1 & 2 of Torchwood; set pre-Children

Comments

Great LOLZ!!

[specialj67]

The computer in question was a bizarre beast. Part BBS server from the eighties, part salvaged alien computer, and part the invention of Toshiko Sato, the late and lamented computer and general science genius of Torchwood Three, no one was quite sure of what it’s capacity really was. According to Jack Harkness- immortal leader, and designated Meat Shield of Torchwood Three- it apparently wasn’t suitable as a lover. No one wanted to think about that.

I have decided this is part of my personal canon now. And all the rest is delicious cracky hilarious awesomeness!

Re: Great LOLZ!!

[timeywimeyball]

*ticks 'add to someone's personal canon' off of the checklist*

Thank you! Glad you liked it. :D

[prochytes]

Tee hee. Tosh would *so* have been one of the Computer Phreaks.

[timeywimeyball]

Very true...!

[ab_n0rmal]

Paranoia love. :D (relurks)

[ceindreadh]

Paranoia! I haven't played that in years!
nice!