Someone recently nudged me to update this thing. I don't update because I really don't have anything worth saying. I still don't, so I will simply leave you with the following dialogue. We can all hope to be so lucky someday that we too can say something equally dramatic, and condescending, to someone who truly deserves it. Which by doing so, we'll ( Read more... )

I adamantly believe that the cementing of the downfall of American society can be traced back to the assassination of John F. Kennedy!!!  If he had lived, America would be a far different place.  It might not be much better but we wouldn't be ruled over by Puritanical, Right Wing Freaks!!!  There will come a day soon when a certain percentage of ( Read more... )

I haven't used this thing since June, but what the hell. I was watching the end of the 2005 VH1 Hip Hop Honors. Now I'm not the authority on Rap by any means but I can hang. Especially with fucking poser ass kids these days who love Kanye and 50 Cent. Actually I'm much more in tune with the people they honor on the Hip Hop Honors. I was listening ( Read more... )

I haven't used this thing in a good long while. I'm bored right now though, so I stole this, and I am going to do it by God ( Read more... )

And for those non German speaking friends of mine, that means "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ( Read more... )

Dude, everyone must watch this now ( Read more... )

Spaceman fucked an ape, but cut out on the date, and now it's much too late ( Read more... )

I just spent some time with the old calculator. Jeez, I hate being an adult. I skirt around the whole adult persona as much as humanly possible, but by God it can't be avoided entirely. I have to make budgets, and keep track of money. My budget is on the fridge, stuck there with a Supreman magnet. You know to balance out the adultness of it ( Read more... )

Good god damn thing that Jim Henson is already dead, cause this shit would kill him!!!

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I read that this Japanese trailer for War of the Worlds was better and made more sense. However, I didn't really find the American one all that hard to understand? It adds a little bit at the end, but nothing that I can see that clarifies anything that anyone might not have understood. Plus, why do you need to better understand it, I think they ( Read more... )