I watched 6 movies over the past two days, and I thought I'd rate them. In accordance to the free form laws of opinion, you do not have to agree or disagree with any of my ratings and you don't have to take them as a guage for your movie watching pleasure. Anyway, here goes, they're out of five stars ( Read more... )

Take that Bitches!!!!


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You Are the Cranberry Sauce


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Here is a transcript of a conversation with my buddy Dong. I wish I had some more of it, but this is all I thought to save. The rest had some racist humor in it, but what can I say I'm a fan of racist humor just not racism. Enjoy ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm at the edge, or really close to it. I just have this underlying sense of dread lately. It's quiet in my life lately, too quiet. I have it narrowed down to thinking that either my dad is going to die, or I'm going to lose my job and be really screwed. I have no reason to think my dad is going to die though. I just look at him, ( Read more... )

I am bored at work, playing solitaire and listening to the radio so as not to go insane. I have heard this song before "I can only imagine" but I never actually listened to it. I knew it was a religious song, and why it's on pop radio I wouldn't even know. I'm not going to go into how having a blatantly religious song is, in a way, along the ( Read more... )

Yep, that is right folks. Thursday, October the 14th, is Allyson Kaye Melling's 21st birthday. She is now old enough to legally drink alcohol, and old enough to buy porn in any state. She is also old enough to partake in sodomy, though I doubt age is what was stopping her before. Besides I made that up anyway. You can sodomize someone of any ( Read more... )

Will voting make me cool? If not, then I don't want to. I just feel like I'm missing out on something here with this non voting stance I have going? Well, it's not really a non voting "stance", per se. It's more like a I never registered, I doubt I ever will, and I'm a lazy bastard stance. I was threatened with jail time in order to get me ( Read more... )

I'm updating in this thing simply for the fact that I have absolutely nothing else to do. I haven't officially had anything to do since 4 o'clock, and it's now 5:30. It's not like putting eight track tapes in a machine and saying go is really all that big of a hassle though, so I haven't really had any work to do since 9 yesterday night. I came ( Read more... )

I was bored at work, wrote this, and thought this would be funny if it were like a mini cartoon. Done in the style of the real people on south park. Like a plain head cut in half that bobs when it talks. Glen should get on that, he's all political, he'd probably enjoy it ( Read more... )