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[timgunned]

Voice message meant for the police inbox][ imported to network deviceOfficer? Am I disrupting your evening? I hope it’s going well. Now, now, I’m sure you look beautiful behind your very dull desk... but I have to tell you, I never agreed with the anachronistic touch behind the epaulets of that uniform they force on you. It’s a very unflattering

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[lispmyass]

[Didn't READ any of that.]

Tethtileths?

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[timgunned]

Well, I suppose we could buy a few test tiles, if you're on commission... they handle the installation too, right?

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[lispmyass]

Hoo... What'th a 'comithion'?

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[timgunned]

I see, I see. You're the intern.

[amateurthief]

An interesting interpretation.

[timgunned]

Be more reasonable, it's my first time getting my car stolen. I'd be depressed over it, but the loss of that luscious velvet has numbed my soul.

have I mentioned that I love you yet? this post had me smiling so hard

[amateurthief]

As it should. Though it was your relative lack of interest in your new surroundings that piqued my attention.

ruehitehehr baww ;o; i'm glad!

[timgunned]

I'm sure the consensus about nights you don't remember is making a clean exit and asking as few questions as possible.

[timgunned]

Very, but neither single, nor looking.

Try later?

[timgunned]

And my fabrics must be very lonely and crying.

[misterblackbird]

A strange sort of set of messages. I think you must be a newcomer to the City.

[timgunned]

...Gothic loli?

[misterblackbird]

I beg your pardon?

voice call

[timgunned]

I said, Gothic Lolita? I'm afraid you're a bit off for the shouta vibe, though. Would you like to try again?

[revengeisalie]

That you got stolen is a way of putting it.

[timgunned]

I'm not the bride here.

[revengeisalie]

Bride? I didn't say that.

[timgunned]

Then there's no reason for me to get stolen.