Oh dear.

[timid_oroburos]

I think there's a rat in the warehouse with me

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[evilalphonse]

Oh, I bet it's bigger than just your normal rat. And I bet if you could see it now, it'd be watching you with hungry eyes, licking its lips... hehehehehe..

You know, if you leave cheese outside, you'll attract more hungry rats.. and they'll all sit there and wait until you're least suspecting it.. and then when they see you're not watching.. ::snickers:: ..I bet you can imagine that for yourself.

[timid_oroburos]

Then...IT IS GOING TO EAT ME!*horrified*

*Tries not to envision himself being devoured by rats*There'll be nothing left of me...*Eyes doors and windows as though he expects a horde of rats to emerge and attack him*I really am going to die...And in such a horrible way...Put flowers on my grave? ;____;

[evilalphonse]

Yes.. yes.. it and all of its hungry friends. ::laughs maliciously::

::laughs:: You really think anyone would put flowers on your grave? You're worthless and if the rats ate you, nobody would miss you except the rats. They'd just get hungry again.

[timid_oroburos]

*Shiver*So morbid...I can't think of a worse way to die...

Well...I was kind of hoping someone would care...*Sniffle*

You sound serious,but Izumi-san said you were lying...Are you just teasing me?*doesn't think this is the case*

[betterthaned]

There are a lot of rats where we live... Me and Mr. Pokeylope could try getting it to go away if you give us something~

[timid_oroburos]

PLEASE!HELP ME!

[betterthaned]

Okay, okay... You act really different from daddy.

[timid_oroburos]

Thank you!Is that a good thing?

[hey_there_baby]

Get the fuck over it, already.

[timid_oroburos]

B-but...IT COULD EAT ME!

[auntie_martel]

*twitches* You might want to use a rat trap. Or I could just send Al over; he seems to be good at dealing with rats.

[timid_oroburos]

But what if the trap snaps down on my hand while I'm setting it?Please do.PLEASE.

[auntie_martel]

...It won't if you're cautious, which you certainly seem to be. *forced smile*

[timid_oroburos]

Well,I suppose I could try setting one up with the still-lined mittens...

[onlyahousewife]

Please ignore Alphonse.. he has a bad habit of telling lies.

I don't think you have to worry too much about one little rat... Just set up a few baited traps and you should be fine. *smiles* If you need any help don't be afraid to ask me~

[timid_oroburos]

Really?It sounded very realistic to me...Are you sure he was lying?*slightly hopeful*

I would set up traps...But they could hurt me if I stepped on them.Maybe I should add another lining of steel to my shoes...

[onlyahousewife]

I'm sure, Greed... *amused smile*

*chuckles* ..If you place the traps in corners and nooks where they usually hide I don't think you would have to worry about that. But it doesn't hurt to ask someone else for help too- I heard Al and his turtle are good at catching rats...

[timid_oroburos]

*Sighs in relief*Oh,good.He really scared me.

They hide in the corners?!It could be watching me at night,lurking there...I hope they do help me,I'm so scared of rats...