*This is Tim looking really, really excited. This face is slightly contradicted by the fact he's still wearing those damn hospital scrubs. But nevermind that, focus on the words.*
Guys! Check it out! It's hatching!
*Yeah, so he's not excited about having parenthood thrust on him, but lets be honest, a baby crocodile hatching is pretty fucking
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And I'm not turning him into boots. Look how cool he is!
*He pushes the crocs head into the camera so all you get is a fuzzy eye.*
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*Tim lounges back on the bed while the little croc basks happily on his bandaged chest.*
How'd your escape go by the way? Thanks for dropping a freaking metal grate on my chest. *glare*
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[ Smirk. ] So next time you might not want to move the bed.
...Didn't exactly make it out out, but my knowledge of Wonderland's ventilation system is more impressive than ever.
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...Did you even kill anyone?
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That's not saying much.
[ She'd know. So many dead orderlies. ♥ ]
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*Pause. Jaw drop*
You're fucking kidding me.
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[ And not all that upsetting when she's not forced to be cheerful about it. She displays the set of now unwrapped knives. ]
Left me a present too.
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He gave you a present? What the hell?
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