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Apr 23, 2011 10:52

*See Tim. See Tim wearing this exact outfit. See Tim be more ridiculous than he's ever been.*

So I uh... Heard we have vampires.

*Dramatic badass putting on of cool wide brimmed hat.*

Come at me bro.

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LATE TAG IS LATE BECAUSE OF EXAMS AND SHIT, BRO. dashboardlite April 28 2011, 12:59:28 UTC

[Dean is already bloody and wielding a machete. Dean will offer you a wide grin of approval and a short salute, Tim. Then the smile falters a little, and he laughs.]

...dude, are you dressed like Van Helsing?

STILL LOVE YA BRO. timisnotme April 28 2011, 19:24:55 UTC

Yes. Come on, he's the only badass vampire hunter I know. And I get a wicked hat.

<333 dashboardlite April 28 2011, 22:51:30 UTC

...the only one?

[EXCUSE ME, BRO, BUT THIS FELLA IS A REAL VAMPIRE HUNTER AND STARING RIGHT AT YOU.]

timisnotme April 28 2011, 22:54:48 UTC

My first choice was Buffy but I couldn't get a wig I liked.

*HE DOESN'T GET CABLE OKAY.*

dashboardlite April 28 2011, 23:45:38 UTC

...eh. Okay, Buffy's hot. You actually know how to use that shit, dude?

[He nods at the crossbow.]

timisnotme April 28 2011, 23:50:49 UTC

Yep. Been practicing.

*There's a couple statues in the garden that are now riddled with arrows.*

Do arrows even work on vampires? Do I need.. holy water or something?

*Poland probably has holy water somewhere...*

1/2 dashboardlite April 28 2011, 23:54:51 UTC

[Give him a second, because he needs to LAAAAAAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH.]

2/2 dashboardlite April 28 2011, 23:56:34 UTC

[Ahem, right. Where were we?]

Holy water. Right. That's gonna do jack-shit, dude.

timisnotme April 28 2011, 23:58:19 UTC

*Tim is not amused.*

Come on man. We don't have vampires where I come from. Help me out here.

dashboardlite April 29 2011, 00:06:34 UTC

For starters, holy water is for demons. Stakes aren't gonna do anything to a vampire, either. You gotta cut its head off.

[He thinks for a moment.]

...the only thing you'd use the crossbow for is if you filled some arrow tips with a dead man's blood. That shit's like poison to 'em.

timisnotme April 29 2011, 00:11:07 UTC

We don't have demons either! All we have is the noodly guy in the woods!

Wait.. dead man's blood? I died before.. does that count?

dashboardlite April 29 2011, 03:59:29 UTC

I don't even know what the fuck the noodly guy is, so we're not gonna go there right now.

[Dean raises his eyebrow.]

Nah, can't be yours. Unless someone collected it from you when you were dead and you've been savin' it. I'd offer some of my own, but I had to use it earlier to get a vamp offa me.

timisnotme April 29 2011, 06:49:10 UTC

.. What about blood from before I died?

*That's not.. suspicious at all right?*

Icon keywords appropriate. dashboardlite April 29 2011, 22:49:00 UTC

...you have blood just sittin' around?

['Cause that ain't sketchy.]

LOL timisnotme April 30 2011, 00:03:11 UTC

Is uh.. that a yes or a no?

*PLAN A: AVOID THE QUESTION*

dashboardlite April 30 2011, 14:21:48 UTC

...I guess it'd work. Haven't tried it with the blood of anyone here.

[And he'd traded an arm and a leg for his last jar of it at the vendors.]

I'm not gonna lie, dude, you might just be better off with a machete.

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